Dear Santa,
Thank you for taking the time to read my letter. I’ll keep this short and sweet because I know you be busy, yo. <—- I’m really sorry for that.
There’s no need to lie and say that I’ve been exceptionally good this year. I don’t know how you do it, but you know when I am sleeping, you know when I’m awake, you know if I’ve been bad or good, so I’m going to bribe you for the things I want, how do you feel about cake?
I’m just gonna jump in with both feet because life isn’t any fun when you’re hesitant. At least that’s what my fortune cookie from last night said. I think.
I only request two things:
I would like a blue parakeet. Tiffany Blue is my favorite color, but I will love any variation of blue. Of course I will need all the things that are required when you have a parakeet, like a cage, bird food, a mirror, one of those beak cleaning things, etc. Oh, and a cover for the cage because I hear it helps to quiet the birds at night. I know I typed birdS, but I assure you, I only want one bird.
Last but not least, I would LOVE a new Macbook Pro. Mine was just diagnosed as a paperweight, and I miss it more than I miss eating cake. I still eat cake, I just eat smaller portions of cake. So, to be accurate, I miss my Macbook Pro more than eating larger portions of cake. In fact, I’ll give up the bird for the Macbook Pro.
Thank you for flying around the world and giving people awesome gifts. Say hi to the reindeer, and of course, to the Mrs.!
Lots of love,
Cherilyn
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